All Jokes

Mr David was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a...

The Nigerian police force was looking to fill the post of a CID Officer, so John (who was not exactly very sharp) went in to try out for the job. "OK," the DPO drawled, "John,...

A church member went to a native doctor to get some charms. As he was sneaking in so that nobody will see him, he was very surprised to see his pastor there. Startled, he asked...

A couple was on a journey. As the husband was driving, they saw a herd of cows and this was the conversation... HUSBAND: Hahahaha, hey honey. WIFE: What is it? HUSBAND:...

A husband and his wife along with their friendly neigbours were enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "David, how was the memory clinic you went to...

What Should I Do With This my WAEC result that was just released? 1. English F9 2. Mathematics F9 3. Biology F9 4. Economics F9 5. Chemistry F9 6. Physics F9 7. Civic...

A reverend father was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his reverend brother friend from across the street and asked him to...

TEACHER: Your Child cannot spell 'Cow' FATHER: A cow is too big for a 3-year-old boy, Madam. Why don't you start with small things like Mosquito, Grasshopper or butterfly...

QUESTION: Why is Suya sold at night? ANSWER: Because Newspapers are sold during the day

In Lagos, you’ll be in traffic for 3 hours, only to reach the front and see what’s causing traffic is garden egg.