All Jokes
Akpos Sent a Text Message to his Boss at Work... This is the conversation that ensued... AKPOS: Hello boss! I will be unable to come to work tomorrow due to heavy rain. I live...
Akpos was tired of life, so he decided to commit suicide under a mango tree. His son, who just won a $1 million dollars lottery, got home to meet his dad hung. He started crying...
1 Quality Brazillian Hair = 78 bags of cement. 1 Quality designer Handbag = 10 tankers of water. 1 Quality pair of designer shoe = 1 trailer load of sand. 1 iPhone 6 =...
How to be an African parent: 1 Shout. 2 Blame everyone at home but yourself. 3 Never apologize to your kids. 4 Shout. 5 Keep shouting.
One day, I was kidnapped. The kidnappers handed me a phone to speak to Parents. The conversation goes thus... MUM: Hello... ME: Mummy MUM: Why didn't you wash your plates...
ZUKULU: I don't want to walk to school tomorrow! GRANDPA: You know, when Nelson Mandela was your age, he walked 14km to school! ZUKULU: Oh yeah? GRANDPA: Yes Zukulu....
One day, Akpos' neighbour goes over to Akpos' house, sees Akpos crying and asks him what happened. Akpos said that his mother had just passed away. Feeling sorry for Akpos, the...
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door and the doorknob...
VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT... 1. Engagements .........12%. 2. Heart breaks ........ 95%. 3. Wife caught cheating ........ 69%. 4. Husband caught cheating ...... 79%. 5...
An accident occurred today, 11 were injured and 12 died, so the Minister of Health said he had to offer 2,000 Naira to the injured and 8 Million Naira to the dead for their...