All Jokes

A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it." The...

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper: English Lang. 17% Biology...

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what...

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 bus.” The farmer says, “Sure...

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it...

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride's relatives 2. Groom's relatives He entered the groom's door and...

Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court. JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty? KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty. JUDGE: How come you were arrested...

When People say they can't see anything good in you... Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!"

I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is coming from. Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if...