All Jokes
I'm tired of some Churches with their crusade themes. What is, "OH LORD! CHANGE MY SMELL!" Pastor, please use a perfume and stop disturbing God!
In an International Mathematics Competition... QUESTION: Show that 19 - 1 = 20. CHINESE: Do I look like a magician? AMERICAN: You must be daydreaming! JAPANESE: There'...
Surprise your girlfriend this Valentine Week... Introduce her to your Wife!
Valentine is here and today, many guys will start looking for excuses for a breakup, excuses like... 1. Hey why will you call me by 8am? ITS OVER! 2. Why will you wear...
When Akpos died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Heavenly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Akpos. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting...
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical and the nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on...
GIRL: Valentine's day is around the corner. I want you to take me to a place that will make our relationship stronger than ever. BOYFRIEND: Well, since it falls on Sunday, we'...
In a Biology Class... TEACHER: Why do women live a better and longer life compared to men? AKPOS: Because women don;t have a wife.
l was in a restaurant in Ikoyi, last week, where l met an Australian man eating. When the man finished eating, l heard him shout, "WAOOH! This is out of the world!" l was so...
One day, Akpos updated his Facebook status, He wrote, "Thank you Lord, just got my salary!" 10 minutes later, he checked his Facebook status and became terribly sad because...