All Jokes

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed," he said...

I can't stand these grown men in their 30s thinking they're too young for marriage... Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve!

How can a girl send you boxers and expect an iPhone 6s? A tie and expect Brazilian hair? Singlet and expect a Rolex Wristwatch? Cufflinks and expect a BB Porsche of N450,000? Or...

BEGGAR: Sir! Please help me with something. I've not eaten since yesterday. Please give me money, I'm hungry! AKPOS: Sorry. Do you have 1,000 Naira change? BEGGAR: Yes sir...

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, takes her home and they started getting along in the dark. He started sucking her boobs and noticed a whittist substance that looked like milk...

Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days, you could be beaten for any of the following reasons: 1. Crying after being beaten. 2. Not crying after...

FRIEND1: Tell me about your worst experience when you were small. FRIEND2: I ate rat poison when I was small. FRIEND1: Jeez!. Did you die? FRIEND2: Don't Know dude... I...

Sometimes the Best Things in Life are Worth Waiting for... So Wait For Me, I will be Right Back!

A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that whoever gave the...

An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the wife's interest in health...