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I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day, I am laying down, but I am...

A guy wanted to have sex wit his girlfriend for the first time, but he was ashamed of his small 'thing'. So when he was about to get down with his girlfriend, he switched off...

In a Mathematics Class... TEACHER: Kevin, If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Mary and 4 to Princess, then what will you get? KEVIN: 3 New Girlfriends.

Thank God Valentine this year falls on a Sunday... I'm attending 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th services and house fellowship.

One day, a priest and a nun went golfing. The first hole, the priest missed an extremely easy pot. He shouted, "Damn, missed again!" The nun, shocked, warned him, "God will get...

Akpos returns a book to the library, bangs it on the counter and yells, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!” The Librarian looks...

Important Notice to All Girls... My doctor just informed me that I will go into a COMA on the 13th of this month and regain consciousness on the 15th... So due to this...

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A man comes to a bar and saw his pastor drinking an alcoholic beer drink (Star Lager Beer)... surprised, he asks his Pastor why he was drinking a beer and not non-alcoholic drinks...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voicemail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven. For English, press...