All Jokes

Alcohol does not make you FAT! It makes you Lean... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

No sound on earth is louder than the cover of the pot dropping on the floor as you try to steal meat.

A man was traveling with six children... "All these kids are yours?" asks a passenger. The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints...

This message below is for all the lazy guys... If you have no energy to make money, where the hell do you get the energy to sweat on someone's daughter?!

A professor of mathematics sent a letter to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able...

A wife went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of...

An old millionaire businessman got married to a beautiful young lady and on their first night of marriage, he made love to her but she did not have an orgasm! This happened for...

ARMED ROBBER: Your money or your life? AKPOS: I don't have money and I have given my life to Christ ARMED ROBBER: You are mad! So what can I take from you? AKPOS: You can...

You wear a nice suit everyday, no one sees you. The day you decide to wear an oversize shirt, you will run into 5 of your exes, your primary school mates and your Facebook crush!

Dating a short guy isn't bad until church ushers carry him to children's section on Sunday.