All Jokes

I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft.

A Pastor was preaching to his congregation... PASTOR: Be prepared for we don't know when the Lord will come. Akpos stood up... AKPOS: Pastor, I'm sure my mum knows when...

In a physics class... TEACHER: Who can define Force KEMI: Force is an interaction between two physical bodies. TEACHER: Good Kemi. Akpos, can you give me an example of...

Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell She will look at you and be like, "I don't have transport fare." Jesus!

If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?

Akpos was given fake money and he went to the police station to report... AKPOS: What kind of nonsense is this? POLICE: Hello Mr. man can we help you? AKPOS: Can you...

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman.

WIFE: Honey, can you do me a favour? HUSBAND: Sure, anything for you love. WIFE: Can you kill a lion for me? HUSBAND: Are you mad? To kill a lion for you? Request...

So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and after we finished eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira change to give me. I asked the girl to...

TEACHER: Can you please tell the class why you're so late? AKPOS: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here.