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HUSBAND: Sweetheart! WIFE: Yes honey! HUSBAND: Come! WIFE: Why? HUSBAND: Come first. WIFE: Ok, I'm here. HUSBAND: Pull off your clothes. WIFE: What for...

Nigerian Parents will put "BEWARE OF DOGS" sign on their house gates when their daughters are in the adolescent stage and looking cute. Once they're 30, they change the sign to...

GUY: What is your name? SHE: My name is Abena Mensah GUY: What's your age? SHE: We girls don't reveal our age to boys! ME: What is your email address? SHE:...

BOY: Hey pretty girl GIRL: Hi BOY: I want to take you out. GIRL: I have a boyfriend. BOY: Too bad. I was thinking of taking you out on a vacation to London GIRL: My...

*Girl inbox me first* GIRL: Hey ME: Hi. *Girl no longer replies* ME: Did I spell that "Hi" right?

James had been a stockbroker for twenty-five years and was finally sick of the stress. He quitted his job and bought ten acres of land in Obudu far from humanity as possible....

DOCTOR: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? PATIENT: Do begin with the bad news, please. DOCTOR: Alright. Your son has drowned, your...

A lady broke the traffic signal... POLICE: Stop!!! LADY: Please let me go... I am a teacher. POLICE: Aahaa! I have been waiting for this moment all my life... Now write...

Akpos went for a job interview and this is the conversation that ensued... INTERVIEWER: What can you do best? AKPOS: Sleeping! I can even do it with my eyes closed.

During World War Two a British fighter pilot was shot down in Germany and was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt badly, so the German doctor amputated his arm. The pilot requested...