All Jokes

When you buy your girlfriend phone and another man buys her airtime. That's called, "Division of Labour". When you buy your girlfriend underwear and another man removes it....

If your girlfriend keeps on posting 'I love you God'. She's lying... She is cheating on you with 'Godfrey', 'Godwin' or 'Godswill'.

A man, who was called to testify at the EFCC asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant...

Never Date A Guy With Six Pack Abs Because Nobody Develops Six Pack Abs Just To Date One Girl.

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "...

Dear ladies, there are two kinds of husbands... FIRST TYPE: Calm, Handsome, Responsible, Understanding, Caring, Loving and One who listens to the Wife. Second type: Your own...

A couple, both age 79, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have s*x?" The doctor looked puzzled,...

Kanye West watched the sex tape Kim Kardashian and fell in love with her and then he waited years to find her and marry. You never know where your nude photos might lead you...

Pidgin English is the only language where Questions and answers can be the same thing. QUESTION: Light dey? ANSWER: Light dey.

GUY: Hello dear? GIRL: (No reply) GUY: How are you doing? GIRL: (No reply) GUY: 30769944262541 GIRL: Wow! Which network? GUY: Cartoon Network!