All Jokes
One time, my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because...
Three friends died in a car crash, they went to heaven to an orientation. They were all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you...
Beware of posts on Facebook and BBM that ask you to type "Amen!" A friend of mine typed, "Amen" and disappeared, and till date, we have not seen him... This will never be...
DANGOTE: (picks phone) Who is this? AKPOS: I'm a nobody sir, sorry, I meant, I meant, my name is Akpos, I live in Oshodi, Lagos State, my friends call me Akpos baba. DANGOTE...
Akpos and his Wife had only one child, Kwapa. They so pampered this boy that he demands unnecessarily. On a certain day, he called Akpos and said, "Dad, I need an iPad and a...
"That wife of mine is a liar!" said the angry man to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. "How did you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night...
This Post is For The Ladies... HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I would rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours....
At a restaurant with five of your freinds... ATTENDANT: Hello, would you like a table? ME: How much? ATTENDANT: N150,000 ME: We don't want a table... We want a Floor...
Some Husbands hold their wives' hand in malls... Because if they leave her hand she'll go for shopping. It looks "ROMANTIC" but actually, it's "ECONOMIC".