All Jokes

GUYS! If you are dating a beautiful girl, just know that a minimum of 3 guys per day tries their luck on her, which makes 21 guys per week, 84 guys per month, 1008 guys per year...

A policeman was walking with his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to a guy by the corner of the road, then runs back to the policeman barking. The policeman went to meet the guy...

A wise Christian husband who knows that his wife was created in the image of God does not tell his wife that she is becoming fat. He says the image of God is Increasing.

Today I saw a little boy crying holding N100. I asked him what was the problem, he said, "My mom gave me this N100 after I lost my first one while playing." I chuckled and...

In a Physics class... TEACHER: How do you scientifically test if a substance is water? AKPOS: Drink it! If you are still thirsty, then its not water.

A businessman, a defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money, was talking to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the Judge's hands now," said...

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit. Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime.

In a Whatsapp Group Chat... JESUS: Truly, One of you will betray me today. PETER: Not me Lord. Judas has left the Group

How to catch a girl's attention on Facebook, Whatsapp, BBM or Instagram... If she posts a picture of herself with 2 friends, making them 3... Just comment with, "Wow, you two...

A mother was scolding her daughter, "I don't like that guy, Akpos, you are going out with, he is too dumb!" "No Mama." Her daughter replied, "He is going to be a medical...