All Jokes
While in town, I met my high school Maths Teacher and he asked for the direction to the nearest Eco Bank. ME: Make a 360 turn, walk for about 1.8metres (round that up to the...
A conversation between a wife and her husband... WIFE: I have changed my mind. HUSBAND: Thank God! Does the new one work now?
A Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls; an Apple seller, a bread seller and a yam seller pulled by... To the Apple Seller... PASTOR: Give me one quotation in the...
Akpos and his wife were traveling to Italy by air. After they had settled in the air, the pilot made an announcement, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of...
Akpos was toasting a girl. This is the conversation that ensued... AKPOS: What kind of man do you want? GIRL: I need a man about 6"5, God-fearing, respectful, faithful,...
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Police man. He thinks that he is smarter than the Police man because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to...
A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand, and she was holding her...
During a class test, Teacher wrote on the board..."Write a letter to your friend from another school, tell him about your school, and also invite him to your school's upcoming...
A woman asked her friend to please borrow her her make-up kit. As she fumbled for her pause, she noticed a remote control for a television set her purse."So, do you always carry...
An elderly man remembers the good old days, When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle...