All Jokes

YOUR FATHER:OCCUPATION: Civil Servant.SALARY: N50,000.PHONE TYPE: Nokia Torch.YOUR MOTHER:OCCUPATION: Secretary.SALARY: N30,000PHONE TYPE: Tecno Dual Sim (China)YOU:CCUPATION:...

Zabo is an 8-year old boy who lives with his parent and grandma. One Monday morning, Zabo went to the table for breakfast expecting to see the family all set at the dining, but to...

GUY: Babe what phone is this?GIRL: Well is the new Bold 20GUY: Does Bold 20 exist?GIRL: YesGUY: How much?GIRL: Bought it for N500,000GUY: WTF! What can it do?GIRL: It doesn't go...

In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?What colour is a chameleon on a mirror?Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations when it is prohibited there?Why is...

After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.Suddenly, I...

A Lady Wearing a Brazilian Hair worth N500,000 And Complaining Of Headache...Does She Need A Prophet To Tell Her She's Carrying 2 Plots Of Land On Her Head?

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...

A woman walked into a pet shop looking for a parrot to buy. The shopkeeper showed her a beautiful African Red parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful one, and it's cheap...

Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, "What is inside the bags?""Garri", Akpos...

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