All Jokes
WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.
A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...
TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...
We All Have That One House We Normally Use To Confirm If There is Light On Our Way Back Home.
SON: Mummy, why did Aunty Ego name her daughter GOLD?MUMMY: Sometimes, mothers name their children after what they like best.SON: So what is behind my own name? MUMMY: Don't...
(Mom in the kitchen)KWAME: Mom, do you need a hand?MOM: Thanks dear, I've got it covered.(5 mins later)MOM: Kwame, you are not doing anything abi? You cannot help me wash the...
On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and wife in U.S were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of...
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car.Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's...