All Jokes
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside... "GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 - IF NOT CURED, GET BACK N100,000" A lawyer thinks this is a...
A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount a gentleman can afford). While eating and waiting, I noticed a man...
PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.DURATION: 48 HrsATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.SECTION A.1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and the rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks).2....
In an English class...TEACHER: Mercy swept the whole Compound! What type of sentence is that?AKPOS: Compound sentence sir!
In bed, I was asking myself; "What are some of the Secrets to Success in Life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The Roof said, "Aim High." The Fan said, "Be Cool"...
No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboons and Gorillas also attract tourists... So Stop Boasting!No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry...
Are you a talented Weeper?Do you know how to cry?This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money. We are looking for people who can cry in other people's burial...
TEACHER: Akpos, you've a good result; B2 in English, A1 in Biology, B3 in Agric, B2 in Economics, A1 in Maths, B3 in Commerce.AKPOS: Thank you sir.TEACHER: But Akpos, why did you'...
WIFE: Honey, what are you looking for?HUSBAND: Nothing.WIFE: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?HUSBAND: I was just looking for the expiry date.
WHATSAPP PENTECOSTAL FELLOWSHIP OF NIGERIA A.K.A CHATTING CHAPEL Present a 12-day power packed chat.THEME: The trick to overcome "I DON'T HAVE MB TO WHATSAPP"It will be featuring1...