All Jokes

Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....

A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...

A man and his parents were having a discussion...FATHER: Son, you are 33 years old and you are still living with us, don't you think is about time to find a house of your own?SON...

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the numbers under one name: WIFENever save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife2"!Forwarded from a Hospitalized Husband.

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Silverbird Cinemas is fascinating."The teacher says, "No, I said, '...

5 friends lived in an apartment, their names are Mad, Brain, Somebody, Nobody and Fool.Somebody killed Nobody at the time Brain was in the bathroom, so Mad called the Police. Mad...

The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over...

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside... "GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 - IF NOT CURED, GET BACK N100,000" A lawyer thinks this is a...

A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Lagos. So I ordered a meal of about N1,500 (an amount a gentleman can afford). While eating and waiting, I noticed a man...

PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.DURATION: 48 HrsATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.SECTION A.1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and the rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks).2....

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