All Jokes

I attended a church yesterday on Sunday, during the prayer, a member of the church touched my shoulder and said, "YOU WILL WALK". I looked at him surprisingly and wondered why...

I am sure most of you have noticed my absence on Facebook. I'm so excited I will be moving to UK this month, I got a scholarship at OXFORD UNIVERSITY. I've been working on my UK...

A butcher in a meat market, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be 1,500 Naira." he told the customer...

BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend... GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right now... it's cool though Josh, that's why I've...

Akpos was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. Akpos said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go...

In Bed: It's 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45am. At Work: It's 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it's 1:31pm

A Lady had been married to a man for a while, yet she is so hot that every time her husband goes away on a business trip, she invites not one, not two, but three men to come over...

Three criminals were given a life sentence each by a judge The judge asked them if they would like to make any request that will be giving to them throughout their say in...

One beautiful Sunday morning, I boarded a flight from Lagos to New York, as the plane taxied down the runway, I kept having this awkward feeling that something terrible would...

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she...

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