All Jokes
KWAME: How do you cook Indomie. Is the Water suppose to boil before you put the indomie inside? AKPOS: Anyhow man. You can chew the raw indomie and drink hot water as long as...
A new longest muscle in the body has just been discovered, it is called palpebral anal muscle connecting the upper eyelid to the anus, that is the reason why when you wink an eye...
GIRL: Darling, you know tomorrow is my birthday. I need N100,000 to do Brazilian Hair. GUY: I don't like Brazil. They beat my team 3-0 at the world cup.
HUSBAND: Where in the Bible does it say it's a man's job to wash dishes? WIFE: II Kings 21:13 says, "and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man Wipeth a dish, wiping it and turning it...
LINDA: I need a sugar daddy who doesn't want to have sex with me. AKPOS: Follow these steps below... 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or two cups of sugar 3. Go...
A Nigerian ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by the Russian ambassador. For three days, the Nigerian ambassador was wined, dined and generally treated to the best...
Two policemen were parked on the side of a highway waiting to nab individuals throwing litter out of their car windows. One car drove by and threw out some garbage, but the...
A father was in church with three of his young children, including his five-year-old son, little Akpos. As it was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children...
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board members following the close of the service. Akpos was the first man to arrive and...
Mr. Akpos and his three beautiful daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father...