All Jokes
3 men were driving through the desert when their car broke down. So they had to get out. The first man took out a bottle of wine with him, the second man took an umbrella and...
TEACHER: Akpos! AKPOS: Yes ma! TEACHER: What do you want to become when you grow up? AKPOS: I want to be a Drug -Trafficker; I'll smuggle drugs from Dubai into China, I'...
BREAKING NEWS!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger, famous American actor and one-time governor of California state passed away an hour ago in his house. He died from a gunshot wound when...
A drunk was charged to court for getting drunk in public... THE JUDGE: You have been brought here for drinking THE DRUNK: (happy) Great! Let get started!
ARE YOU BORED? Are you interested in participating in a game? If you're a girl, pick up your phone and send, "I'M PREGNANT BABY" to ten unknown numbers If you're a guy, pick...
A nursery two girl, asked her teacher, "Ma, can my Mum get pregnant?" "The teacher asked, "How old is your mum?" The girl said, "She is forty years old." The teacher...
A little nine-year-old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "Can we leave now?" "No." her mother replied. "Well, I think I...
One day while Timmy's dad was just getting out of the shower, Timmy looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?" "Oh Timmy, that's my nerve and yours...
Johnny's Mum joined Facebook recently, she complained to Johnny, "This Facebook registration is eating off my money o!" "Mummy, I don't understand, how?" Johnny asked. She...
Little Donald was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. "If you had 100 naira," said the teacher, "and I asked you for a loan of 80 naira, how much...