All Jokes
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the class teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word, 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on...
If we are not careful, Our next Generation Kids will learn A,B,C,D... this Way: A is for ATM B is for Bluetooth C is for Chatting D is for Download E is for Email F is for...
I Changed All My Passwords to "Incorrect". So Whenever I Forget, it Will Tell Me, "Your Password is Incorrect".
No Drug is as Effective as a Bank Credit Alert. It can wake up your dead cells in a matter of minutes, return your lost appetite and even make you smile during a Funeral Service...
JAMES: Hi, cousin, I learnt that you are no longer free, that you now work at the bakery. KEMI: Yes yes! JAMES: Ah! And you have never brought me some bread? KEMI: Your...
WIFE: Tonight we're trying different positions. HUSBAND: (excited) Good idea! What positions should we try? WIFE: You take the sink and wash dishes, I'll take the couch and...
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex. HUSBAND: Sukitaki, Mojitaka! Wife replies, "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily, "Toka a...
HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack. WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password! HUSBAND: It's ok... I am feeling better now.
Earlier today, when I was teaching my pupils a topic, 'GENDER', I elaborated the topic by letting them know that we have the MASCULINE gender, FEMININE gender, COMMON gender and...
The President and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but he could not. The pig was killed...