All Jokes
A female student goes to a young professor's office wearing a very short sexy skirt and a see through blouse. She glanced down the hall, closed the door and kneels pleadingly...
A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature...
Akpos comes home bleeding.... WIFE: What happened? AKPOS: Vincent hit me with a hammer. WIFE: Didn't you have anything in your hands? AKPOS: I had. WIFE: What...
A middle-aged man kneels beside his bed in prayer... ''What are you praying for?'' asks his wife. "GUIDANCE." he answered. "Just ask for STIFFNESS, I will guide the...
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were Okay. The...
Did you hear about the wooden car? It wouldn't start!
A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY" with no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it...
THERAPIST: When did your trust issues start sir? ME: I was 2 when my dad told me to go and put on my slippers if I wanted to follow him out...
What happens to the Lipstick used by ladies? 5% of the Lipstick is stuck to the cutlery. 25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper and Cotton Tabs at the time of removing...
"I've just had an awful time," said a boy to his friend, "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics,...