All Jokes

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. MARRIAGE: It is an agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains...

Akpos was trying to get away with not paying for his electricity bill. As soon as he saw the National electric official man heading towards his house, he quickly put off the meter...

All of us met at the Stadium for a convention tagged; "Nigerians Are Not stupid". The leader told us that we were all there that day to prove to the world that we Nigerians are...

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. After you have prayed, If you are still in Darkness, Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

A man went to church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with ebola and God had healed him. When he had finished, he tried to give the mic to the 2nd man but the 2ND...

Two lawyers went into Sheraton hotel and ordered two drinks. They then removed fried plantain from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and...

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

A man came home drunk and went straight to the toilet... HUSBAND: Baby, it's like the light in the toilet is now automatic! WIFE: What happened? HUSBAND: When I opened...

1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an accident when it was Mummy that hit his head. 2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool...

MUM: I'm talking to you and you are keeping quiet?! Me: But Mummy... MUM: keep quiet when I'm talking to you!