All Jokes

Akpos and Kwame were driving around a Village in the south when they ran over a pig... AKPOS: We better take the pig to the vet. Just put the pig between your legs to keep it...

Here in Africa, we only see light when we read Genesis 1 vs 3... and God said let there be light and there was light.

A man and a girl met on Whatsapp Chat and this was their conversation... MAN: Hello Sweet Girl! SWEETGIRL: Hi Lover Boy! MAN: Can I know you more please? SWEETGIRL: 19...

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: WIFE: Our maid is pregnant... AKPOS: That’s her problem WIFE: Neighbours are talking… AKPOS: That’s their...

Akpos, Kwame and Monsu works at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, Kwame and Monsu sell twenty toothbrushes each and Akpos consistently sells two hundred. Kwame and...

What did the doctor find when he took an X-ray of a dummy's head? Ans: Nothing. What is the perfect cure for dandruff? Ans: Baldness. What is the best way to cure acid...

There were two people having sex when the man took off his condom and threw it out the window. His girlfriend told him to go pick it up and so he put on clothes real quick and...

Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculously, all five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small...

A guy took a vacation to Lagos. While there, he met up with a prostitute. After sex, the prostitute said, "N5,000." The guy handed her N10,000. The prostitute, surprised,...

Yesterday I got drunk, came back late and decided to take a shower. But before I continue, please listen to this story... In 1973, the King of ikot Ataku Village was sent to the...