All Jokes

April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started...

A guy posted on Facebook... "I'm having a party at my house this Saturday... if you are ugly, don't come!!!" First comment... "I don't think it's a good idea for you to...

KWAME: Akpos, do you know Newton's second law? AKPOS: No, I'm a science student, not a law student!

My friend went for a friend's granddad burial yesterday. The tradition there is that in any burial ceremony, an old man would come and say the next person to die. So the old...

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good fishing baits. Knowing the snake couldn'...

A toasting conversation... GUY: Every time you smile I feel like inviting you to my place. GIRL: Awww... Are you single? GUY: No, I am a Dentist.

GIRLFRIEND: Akpos, you're 30 years now, when are you renting your own apartment? AKPOS: Jesus is more than 2015 years old and still lives in his father's mansion. Don't put...

A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger (bride). The following conversation ensued... DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a...

Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic...

This Morning, I used Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee... After 15 minutes driving on a Highway, I realised I left my car at Home!!!