All Jokes

This is the Conversation of two guys: GUY 1: Bro, Whats up? GUY 2: I'm good. GUY 1: Be real, would you be cool with your girlfriend having guys as friends? GUY 2: If I...

TEACHER: Look, the equation is simple! If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in another, what do I have? AKPOS: A drinking problem? TEACHER: No! The answer is 11...

Baby, You must be a Yam... Cos my Heart is pounding for you!

So me and my friends were debating about AS and AA blood type... Next day, I asked my mum about my blood type: ME: Good morning mummy. MUMMY: Good morning my son. How are...

Move to a girl, she turns you down. You try to move to her friend, she gets angry. If you apply for UK Visa and they refuse you, won't you try US?

HUSBAND: Why do you watch Food Network? It doesn't make your cooking any better... WIFE: Why do you watch porn? It doesn't make you better on bed. HUSBAND: Sharrap!!!

PASTOR: Praise the Lord!!! CHURCH MEMBERS: HALLELUJAH!!! PASTOR: That Hallelujah is too small for my God. AKPOS: Who are you? Heaven's sound system engineer?

A Girl recognised one of her Boyfriend's side chicks and approached her. The following conversation ensued... GIRL: Never in your life talk to my boyfriend again! We are now...

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looked in his rearview mirror and noticed a police car with its red lights. He thought, "I...

A pool diver was six feet below pool level when he saw another guy with no swimming float. He goes down another twelve feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He...