All Jokes

"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow." Mugabe 2009 We are living in a generation where people "...

GIRL: Can I go on holiday with my friends? MUM: You can go with your husband when you're married.

QUESTION: If you're dating a girl and suddenly you meet Dangote's daughter at a function. She's interested in you and wants to settle down with you. Would you break up with your...

DAUGHTER: Mom, I want some fresh air, can I go for a walk? MOM: Yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9pm

I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend's phone and saw my contact name saved as, "FREE FOOD"!

A girl wanted to visit her boyfriend. She calls him... GIRL: When I come to your place, you will pay for the taxi. BOYFRIEND: How much? GIRL: N10,000 BOYFRIEND: 10...

AKPOS: I'm going to sleep KWAME: Sleep? Why? Are you tired? AKPOS: No, there's a new dream in 3D and I want to watch it!

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world...

A guy sent a Whatsapp message to his ex-girlfriend... EX-BOYFRIEND: Hello my dear... I know it's late and I know it's been quite a while since we broke up. But I need to get...

BUYER: Give me 4 oranges please. ORANGE SELLER: That's N400 sir. BUYER: N100 for an orange?! ORANGE SELLER: Yes, the dollar has gone up sir. BUYER: Do you import...