All Jokes

One day, three couples were out for dinner. They were all sitting around the table and when their food came, the smartest guy thought, I should tell my wife something sweet. He...

When you go to the doctor with your Mum and the doctor ask, "Are you sexually active?" ME: What is sex?

A policeman, Akpos, stops a motorist and asks for his driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in his purse and can't find it. He says to the Akpos, "I must have left it...

During an English test... TEST: Write an essay about 400-500 words on how rain starts. AKPOS ANSWER: Thuuu! Thuuu!! Thwaaa!!!! Thwaa! Treeee.... Phaaa.... Shhh.... Hwaaaa...

Hello Dad, I didn't tell mummy that you kissed her friend, Linda, at the birthday party. I didn't even tell her that you slept with her in your bed... Anyway, you should...

Don't be Suffering and Forming... you will confuse the Angel of Blessings...

I've finally decided to stop drinking for good... Now I drink for evil!

I carried you for 9 months... I was in Labor for 15 hours... I couldn't sleep properly for 6 months... And you came out looking like your daddy!!! Thunder fire you!

The best day to propose to a girl is 1st April. If she accepts, then it's your luck. Otherwise, tell her today is April Fool's Day!

If the woman is always right and a man is always wrong. Then if a man tells a woman that she's right... Is the man right or wrong?