All Jokes

I parked near a filling station and now 15 cars are behind me because they think it's a queue... Me that's I'm buying Indomie!

QUESTION: Why do men struggle to make eye contact with women? ANSWER: Because breasts don't have eyes.

My friend, Tayo said that an onion is the only food (fruit) that can make you cry... So I kept a banana peel on the floor where he passes home...

There were three people, Kwame, Kisulu and Akpos, stranded on an island. Kwame looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So he announced, "I'm...

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, my father asked me how much my last date had cost. I thought for a minute and then replied, "Oh, about 15,000 Naira I...

If boys are not careful, they would date the same girl twice. They would be like... BOY: You look familiar. GIRL: Yes you dated me in 2012... I was dark then.

If I visit my Boyfriend and I find out another GIRL made soup for him... I will just make eba and eat... I can't stress myself!

No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman's breast...

AKPOS: Hello Boss! I will be unable to come to work tomorrow due to heavy rain. BOSS: In your job application, you mentioned swimming as your hobby. See you at work 7am...

Little Akpos was having a problem with his homework. "Dad," he asked, "What is the difference between anger and exasperation?" "Well, son," said his father, "I'll give you a...