All Jokes
Akpos got home from school... AKPOS: Daddy, I got 100 marks at school today. DADDY: (very happy) Wow! How did u get it? AKPOS: From our teacher's cane!
A helicopter was flying around above Abuja when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and...
When you are using your body spray, you use it like this, "Fuuuu fuu fu." But when you borrow someone's body spray, you use it like this, "Fuuuuuuuuu Fuuuuuuuu Faaaaaa Faaaaa...
You think you know all colours until Yoruba people start sending you wedding invitation You'll see something like this: Acid Green on Fushia Purple with little touch of...
African Fathers are like... ME: Dad, can I have N50,000? DAD: N40,000? What do you need N30,000 for? N20,000 is more than enough! Here's N10,000, give your brother half...
Akpos posted RIP on Buhari's twitter feed... He was arrested, taken to court and asked to defend himself. He says, "RIP stands for Remain In Power."
Don't you feel cheated and angry wen you open a bag of chips only to find that it's 30% Filled? Well, Ladies... That's how guys feel when they open a padded Bra!
Go to nearby Bank. Greet Everyone. Plug phone to charge. Plug Power Bank and rechargeable fan. Drink water from Dispenser, sit down, enjoy AC, watch Buhari on CNN. Withdraw...
Engagement is when a man promises to marry a woman in a few months... Not when he puts a ring on her finger and scares other men away for the next five years. that is...
A large notice in a shop window in Lagos announced a big sale, with sweeping reductions, starting at 9 a.m. An enormous queue had started to form by 7.30am. Just before the...