All Jokes

This is how Fight Starts at Home Between a Man and His Wife... WIFE: I feel horrible! I look old, fat and ugly! I really need you to pay me a compliment HUSBAND: Your...

Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website... You understand nothing, still you say, "I AGREE".

While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate... EMPLOYER: How long did you work during your last job? CANDIDATE: 30 Years. EMPLOYER: What's your age?...

A guy was chatting with a girl on Whatsapp... GUY: So what are you doing now? GIRL: I'm on my bed. GUY: Doing what? GIRL: Eating corn flakes. GUY: What would you do...

AY the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. His friend, Danny, saw him and said, "Dude, you are drunk!" AY looked...

An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare...

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator." BOSS: So, what makes you suitable for this job? GUY: I hacked into...

Some girls will be like, "I want a guy who will protect me." But this same girls have been ignoring the security men and gate men in their area.

I don't believe my big sister is this foolish, not until one day when our parents told us to go and spend Christmas with one of our uncle in Lagos. We have never been to Lagos...

Rooney and AY are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So AY dies. Rooney doesn’t hear from him...