All Jokes
A girl wrote on her status on Whatsapp that says, "All men are goats!" And I ask her, "Have you given your father grass to eat today?" She blocked me! Please, did I ask...
In a Geography Class... TEACHER: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Mars, Pluto and Jupiter. Everyone must attend it! STUDENT: Sorry sir, my mum wouldn't let me go so far.
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook, "Head...
Kenny and Johnny were talking about their worst experiences... JOHNNY: My worst experience was when I stepped on a cockroach. KENNY: My own is when I ate rat poison....
Love Letter From A Mathematics Guy To A Science Girl... Dear Love, Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew there was an EQUATION between this QUADRATIC attraction. I...
TEACHER: John, where do you live? JOHN: With my parents. TEACHER: (frustrated at the answer John gave) Where do your parents live? JOHN: Beside our neighbours....
A kindergarten girl was busy drawing a picture so seriously when her teacher asked, "What are you drawing?" The girl answered, "I'm drawing God." The teacher said, "But...
She starts out by drawing a p*nis on the calk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" And little David says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!" And the teacher...
One day, I came back home late in the night. DAD: Where are you coming from? ME: I was at my friend's house. DAD: Okay... Right there and then, my dad called ten of my...