All Jokes

One day in a catechism class, the teacher asked a question: TEACHER: Students, where does God dwell? A boy stood up to answer... BOY: God dwells in the toilet! The...

When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat? Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing...

FATHER: How are your grades, son? SON: Under water, Dad. FATHER: Under water? What do you mean? SON: They're below C level.

A woman went shopping... at the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked, "Do you...

A guy took his girlfriend out... WAITER: What can I bring for you, sir? GUY: I will have nothing. WAITER: And you madam? GIRLFRIEND: Can I have 2 nothings, please.

TEACHER: Who can Prove that 2/10 = 2! JESSICA: This a wrong question. BOATENG: There's no way that is possible. DAVID: It can't be proven. AKPOS: I can solve it very...

One night, I was strolling with my girlfriend when a hummer jeep packed beside us and wind down, he signalled to my girl to come but she turned and looked at me and I being a...

A little boy was at a house party with his parents when suddenly he asked his mom, "Mom, where do babies come from?" Shocked, the mom replied, "Go ask your dad." So the...

INTERVIEWER: Do you have any experience in a leadership role? AKPOS: Well, I am the admin for a whatsapp group.

I was on a bus going to Abuja. The guy on the front seat had never been in the front seat of any motor vehicle before in his life. As we were leaving Lagos, he was surprised to...