All Jokes
In a Mathematics class, the teacher asks Mary... TEACHER: Mary, how would you answer this question; 2x(4y - 3b) + 2a = 30? MARY: By solving the equation, Sir. TEACHER...
A Blue Whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates... But only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every...
A young man was ready for marriage but wanted a virgin, so he went to the village to get himself a bride. As soon as he got there, he chose the first girl he saw and left to get...
In a mathematics class... TEACHER: Akpos, for how long would it take a man to drive to the moon if it takes him 12hours to get to half of the way? AKPOS: Till thy kingdom...
He asked you out and you refused. He asked your friend out and she accepted, now you called him a womanizer! Wait Let me ask if you apply for a US Visa...
KWAME: Akpos, will you burn your certificate for 5 million dollars? AKPOS: I will burn the certificates, the school that gave me and also my teachers... I might even burn the...
When a conductor gets a promotion, he becomes a Driver. When a Teacher gets a promotion, he becomes a Headteacher. When a house girl gets a promotion, she becomes...
Lies don't help... A Husband told his wife that he's flying to China on that Malaysian Airplane. Now the plane is missing, he is stuck at his girlfriend's flat... he can't go...
TEACHER: What is the opposite of Ma? KELECHI: Sir. TEACHER: Good! What is the opposite of madam? AKPOS: Sirdam.