All Jokes

TEACHER: Can you Spell "COW" in 13 letters? AKPOS: SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

Two Drunken men are talking... MAN 1: I am planning to buy the world MAN 2: You can't. MAN 1: Why? MAN 2: I am not going to sell it!

A guy walks up to his friend one Sunday and says, "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church after service for me?" The friend agrees and after mass, he...

JONA: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion DAVID: Does she like you? JONA: Yes DAVID Then...

BOYFRIEND: I need to tell you a secret sweety. GIRLFRIEND: What's the secret honey? BOYFRIEND: I'm seeing a Psychiatrist GIRLFRIEND: Oh! I need to tell you a secret too...

My dad got me a dictionary for my birthday "Why did you get me this?" I asked He said, "Because you're stupid." Then for his birthday, I got him a condom. "Why did you...

Once a man diagnosed with Cancer visited his doctor for the regular checkups, then the conversation below... MAN: Good day doc...

This is How to Tell a Friend that their breath stinks without hurting their feelings... "I'm Bored, let's go brush our teeth!"

MICHAEL: I just left my job, I can't work for my boss again after what he said to me. CHRIS: What did he say? MICHAEL: You're fired!

One Million copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in the title... Title of Book: "An idea can Change your Wife"