All Jokes

A girl was toweling her wet p**sy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until the p**sy cried "Meow" and run away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals...

Diane goes to the doctor, and says: "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and...

A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion, he had a big pool filled with alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to...

Nowadays, you can't even charm a Nigerian girl... if you take a piece of her hair to a native doctor, it's either an innocent Brazilian woman goes mad or a Chinese factory gets...

ME: Dad, I want to plug my phone. DAD: Okay, but don't switch off the TV. ME: (switches off the TV by mistake). DAD: No wonder your GPA is low!

That moment when you go to the doctor with your mum and the doctor asks, "Are you s*xually active?" ME: What is Sex?

KENNY: My Dad is the most important person in this country because the President of Nigeria himself calls him every night JUNIOR: What does your dad do? KENNY: He's a...

A Nigerian man and a Jamaican found a lamp the Jamaican rubbed the lamp and a genie came out and granted them one wish each... The Jamaican said, "Money." The Nigerian said...

A lady went to a mirror shop to buy a mirror. Below was the conversation between the lady and the sales rep... LADY: I want to buy a mirror. SALES REP: What type of mirror...

JUDGE: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again! THIEF: That's what I told the police your honour, but they didn't...