All Jokes

After answering a question correctly, the teacher asked me another question, "Johnny, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years." JOHNNY: I...

TEACHER: Suppose I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have? STUDENT: 5 TEACHER: How? STUDENT: I have a dog in my house now.

Dear Sir, I love Your Wife! Thank you Signed A.O Tata

MAN 1: I am going to be a father. MAN 2: Your wife should be happy now I guess. MAN 1: The problem is she doesn't know about it

SON: Mom, why do women wear white dress during the marriage? MOM: Because its the happiest and best day in their life. BOY: Then why do men wear black dress?

RICH MAN: Today, I Have 14 exotic cars, 18 Mansions, $ 100 million in one bank account, 3 farm houses. What do you have? POOR MAN: I have a boy who's girlfriend is your...

1.Pull him closer 2.Look him in the eye 3.Put your hands around his waist 4.Put you hand in his pocket 5.Grab his wallet 6.Run away as fast as you can. Thank me...

BLIND BEGGAR TO A LADY: You look like an angel. Can you please give me some money? LADY TO HER HUSBAND: This man isn't blind HUSBAND: He is! WIFE: How do you know?...

My little niece and nephew are in the house; its been an experience. On Saturday, I saw my little nephew hiding something behind his back, "What's that?" I inquired. "My...

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.