Funny Sayings
Cars do have meanings:BMW: Brings Me Women.FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And...
Sorry in advance to all my Ibadan peeps.Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.Ibadan People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi.When...
If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones will be called -- Skye bank The robust and spacious ones -- Oceanic bank The ones that move from one relationship to another --...
Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.If you hold the...
24 hours of steady public power supply is illegal in NigeriaCorruption is legal in Africa.In some African countries like Nigeria, Kenya and Zimbabwe, it is extremely illegal not...
I received a message from my phone network on Independence Day. The message says:"Know interesting facts about your country. Text NIG to 32050. Text costs N100 per day."As a good...
If Life Were Like A Computer:You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!...
NEWS FLASH:The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.AMERICAN REACTIONS:JOSH: I heard this...
Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.-...
Dump questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give: Are you a player? Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.Why do you wan't my Pin?Ans: I want...