Funny Sayings
Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument ENGLISH TEACHER: What a...
When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya ProverbIt is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian...
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:Has to work hardHas to work at great depthsHas to work upside downHas no ventilation or air conditioned...
What Nonsense! This has got to stop!When CLOSE-UP does an advert, they will show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly.When GILLETTE does an advert, they will show you...
These are some types of 'Big Girls' we have in town:Kemi says, "Waiter, please I like my SALAD very hot. Also, can I've 2 bottles of SHAWARMA?''Sharon says, "Hey friend, give me...
The kind of status we would be updating on social media (BBM, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram) if we were in the times of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, etc:Princess: Guys its scary...
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian adviceFOREIGN PAGE:Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , Im from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed....
2014 WAEC EXAMINATIONTime: 1hr 30 minsSECTION A (Answer all questions. Questions carry equal marks)1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia...
The World Dictionary Union has just released some new words into the dictionary. Here are some of the new words below;Enyeama = save England = unluckySuarez = biteSpain =...
These are the six familiar signs to identify ugly girls:1. An Ugly girl will tag 100 people in a picture and still get two likes on Facebook (probably from her family members).2....