Funny Sayings
Top 12 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders:1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a CHILDREN.3. My fellow widows. (...
Look right and left for vehicles and bike riders aka okada. Look above for planes and down for a bomb. Look sideways and backward for kidnappers.Hold your handbag tightly and...
Nigeria is the most unique country on earth:Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.Where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday.Where...
You got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl?You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a...
You buy a scotch-egg for N500, I buy an egg-roll for N50. They both have the same size of egg inside.You buy a pack of Five Alive for N300, I buy an orange, a mango and a...
A pretty girl mistakenly stepped on her I phone 6 and she heard a crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed it was her leg that broke.
"Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before...
Awesome message sent by a MAN to his WIFE... "Hi, honey, I am just having my last Beer and I will be home in 30 mins. If I'm not back, please read this message again. MORAL: Men...
My dear GhanaiansIts church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.My fellow NigeriansIts bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.My dear...
Someone calls you at 2am and asks, "Are you sleeping?"Response: "No! I'm picking beans."When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, "Are you going out in this...