Funny Sayings
If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's President, His 8 points agenda will be: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each other's heart will...
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...
The is the full story of my life...Name: AKPOS HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest.MY RECORDS: Fought...
I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...
SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...
One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...
In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...
A foremost Political Party in Nigeria, popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with...
TEACHERS wish you are born stupid. AUTO-MOBILE ENGINEERS wish your car breaks down.DOCTORS wish you are sick.CASKET MAKERS wish you dead.DENTISTS wish you have teeth decay....