General Jokes

A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for...

DEATH: Take my hand. MAN: No!DEATH: Why?MAN: I know that if I touch you I'll die! DEATH: Oh my God, you're so smart! High five! MAN: (high fives death)

After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour.As he staggered, he fell into a gutter.He felt the coldness of the gutter's water and...

At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know...

A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit...

WIFE: Honey!!! Where are you?!HUSBAND: Yeah baby! I'm in the toilet!WIFE: What are you doing in the toilet?HUSBAND: I'm cooking beans for dinner!

Do you know that: Ali is no longer a boy? Simbi is now a mother with two children? Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in Calabar...

Wikipedia: I know everything.Google: I have everything.Facebook: I know everybody.Internet: Without me, you are all nothing.NEPA: Keep talking we shall see.

Worldwide conversation...KELVIN: I'm HUNGARY.MUM: Why don't you CZECH the fridge?KELVIN: Ok, I'm RUSSIAN to the kitchen!MUM: You'll also find some TURKEY in the fridge.KELVIN:...