General Jokes

DEATH: Take my hand. MAN: No!DEATH: Why?MAN: I know that if I touch you I'll die! DEATH: Oh my God, you're so smart! High five! MAN: (high fives death)

One day, a certain Arab man walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet...

Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...

Coca Cola salesman returns from His middle East assignment. A friend asks, ''Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?''The salesman explained, "When I got in the middle east, I...

Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Cant you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I cant." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"

The American police style:Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.The China police style:Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.The Arab...

Akpos takes examinations for the drivers license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, youre running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and theres...

A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's...