General Jokes

QUESTION: How do Chinese people name their babies?ANSWER: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

A LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT FROM THE BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (BAN).Dear Mr. President, In Light of the postponement of Elections yesterday by INEC, we the Boyfriends...

An old woman boarded a bus going to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver to let her know when they arrive Benin. The driver nodded. After several hours of driving, the old woman...

OFFICER: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.LADY: Ok, but why didn't u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?OFFICER: Removing clothes is not restricted at all.

At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know...

After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour.As he staggered, he fell into a gutter.He felt the coldness of the gutter's water and...

Do you know that: Ali is no longer a boy? Simbi is now a mother with two children? Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in Calabar...

A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit...

WIFE: Honey!!! Where are you?!HUSBAND: Yeah baby! I'm in the toilet!WIFE: What are you doing in the toilet?HUSBAND: I'm cooking beans for dinner!

GIRL: Hey, what's up? BOY: If I tell you, will you sit on it?

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