All Jokes

SON: Mummy, why did Aunty Ego name her daughter GOLD?MUMMY: Sometimes, mothers name their children after what they like best.SON: So what is behind my own name? MUMMY: Don't...

Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...

WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.

A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...

TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?

A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her, "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you." "No," she replies, "I'm...

In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...

I'm tired of this nonsense!So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again? He's always calling me on my phone asking me for advice. Imagine, he called me two...

There was this babe I met, she was so eager for us to go out, she said, "Baby please, I want us to go out, there is one new Chinese Restaurant in town."I was like, "A CHINESE...

(Mom in the kitchen)KWAME: Mom, do you need a hand?MOM: Thanks dear, I've got it covered.(5 mins later)MOM: Kwame, you are not doing anything abi? You cannot help me wash the...