All Jokes
DAD: Jessica I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa. JESSICA: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.
This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...
TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...
We All Have That One House We Normally Use To Confirm If There is Light On Our Way Back Home.
SON: Mummy, why did Aunty Ego name her daughter GOLD?MUMMY: Sometimes, mothers name their children after what they like best.SON: So what is behind my own name? MUMMY: Don't...
Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...
WIFE: Who are you speaking with on the phone? It's a woman abi?HUSBAND: Yes. Have I committed any sin talking to her?WIFE: Yes you have just Phonicated.
A Calabar girl was driving at 120mph in a 75mph zone and was stopped by a police officer... POLICE: Can I see your drivers license? GIRL: What does it look like? POLICE: It's...