All Jokes
A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, "Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive."The husband just smiled and said, "I won't be...
In an English class, the teacher wants to test the knowledge of her students...TEACHER: Can anyone tell me the opposite of big?JANE: (raises up her hand) Small. TEACHER: Good!...
A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.
AKPOS: I found N500 on the floor today.KWAME: Really? Let's share the money 50-50.AKPOS: What will we do with the remaining N400?KWAME: ????
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over, Nobody was home.
I saw a notification on my phone from MTN that said, "Your account is too low and you are having 90 naira remaining if you need more airtime kindly dial *322*214*Amount# "Without...
In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".
A Nigerian and a Ghanaian were both opportuned to meet at an ATM stand. They both took different ATM stands when suddenly the Nigerian shouted and laughed, "Man, you are a dumb! I...
5 friends lived in an apartment, their names are Mad, Brain, Somebody, Nobody and Fool.Somebody killed Nobody at the time Brain was in the bathroom, so Mad called the Police. Mad...
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over...