All Jokes

Two Friends were walking home and a lady was blowing a kiss to Kwame from the window of a storey building. 1ST FRIEND: Oh boy, it's like that woman is blowing a kiss to me...

As UK Pull out (BREXIT) of European Union... The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather...

James was returning home with his salary and was ambushed by an armed robber on a deserted street. "Take my money, take my money!!" said James, "But do me a favour. Shoot a...

My mum is too religious! Over 30 pictures of Jesus Christ hanging on our wall. I grew up thinking he was my uncle.

A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person...

LINDA: "What's that you're reading?" PRECIOUS: "A diary." LINDA: "What's in it?" PRECIOUS: "I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair,...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little...

Amazing Fact: You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder... And a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage! It clarifies which one is more dangerous!

A woman keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. Psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Woman: "I am being chased by a vampire..."...

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in China when their plane crashes in the...