All Jokes
JOHN: DO you still hate me? CYNTHIA: Yes. JOHN: On a scale of 1-10? CYNTHIA: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Shekau, Bin Laden and you, I would...
Three types of smell in the bedroom after marriage... First 6 months: Perfumes, Body spray, Body lotion... 1 year and above: Johnson baby powder, Castor oil, Baby oil, Baby...
So crazy! I was in an arguing mood today and my boyfriend developed a new skill. He said, "I love you and I don't want to do this today." Be careful ladies! The men are...
In an English class, the teacher wrote on the board, "The English teacher is Handsome." TEACHER: What is wrong with that statement? JOHNNY: It is ugly!
At a restaurant in Lagos... WAITER: Would you like a table? ME: No. Not at all... I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please?
IMPORTANT ADVICE TO GIRLS Before you hand over your b r e a s ts to any man, first check how he drinks pure water...
A Man went to the Police station in Lagos to report a robbery incident... MAN: I was robbed to at gun point! POLICE: What happened? MAN: Someone snatched my wallet. I was...
ANGRY WOMAN: So they now provide free wife for you in your office?! HUSBAND: Nooo! It's not free wife, it's free WIFI!
I don't know why Girls Want To be Friends With You After Breakup... Will You Allow a Kidnapper to Stay in Touch With when They Let You Go?
A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some groundnuts. He's happy to take some and, munching, asks her why she isn't having any herself. "Oh, young man," she says, "they'...