All Jokes
James and Tunde are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Tunde dies. James doesn't hear from him...
When people ask, "How are you still single? You are good looking, nice and always listening..." My reply is just, "I'm overqualified!"
KINGSLEY: Abbey is dead! GOODLUCK: Wow!!! Did she die in the crash? KINGSLEY: Yes. GOODLUCK: Damn! As a passenger? KINGSLEY: No... As a luggage.
A man who bed wets went to see a psychiatrist... PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? MAN: Yes. PSYCHIATRIST: Tell me how it happens. MAN: A...
A wife asks, "Why is it that in all marriages, the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right?" The husband replies, "Have you ever seen a profit and loss statement...
INTERVIEWER: It says here that you are very quick at math, so what is 17 X 23? JOB SEEKER: 201 INTERVIEWER: That is not correct! JOB SEEKER: Yes, but it was quick!
Who remembers these awkward moments in school during exams... When the bright student tells the teacher that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered the said...
Uche was having a Whatsapp conversation with his friend Dele... UCHE: Oh that's a very moretivational message. DELE: Please what's "moretivational"? What were you trying to...
I want to be very rich to the extent that if I find a rat in my house, instead of killing it, I will just leave and buy another house!
At a wedding ceremony last Saturday, the officiating minister asked if there was anyone who had anything to say as regards the union of the two... Hell broke loose when a woman...